The Boy: [seriously] Mom, you know what Tyler sang at me today? He sang, "Bo-oy, Bo-oy, sitting in a tree, K-S-S-S-I-O-P!"
Me: Oh he did, did he?
TB: Yes. He sang that bad song at me. K-S-S-S-I-O-P!!!
Me: Oh my.
Me: Well, if it makes you feel any better, sweetie, he got that song completely wrong. So you know, he didn't really say anything bad about you.
[wait for it]
TB: So...how's that song really go?