Dear Discover Card:
Um. I'm sure you worked awfully hard on your new ad campaign. But.
Flocks of jumping, snipping scissors do not make me happy. In fact, they make me feel distinctly UNhappy. Bordering on freaked out.
Where are you trying to go with this? Because if I walked outside and saw all those effing scissors? I would not be feeding them my credit cards. I would be hiding under my effing bed.
Please stop. Now.