Things in My Head

• Why did I let the Boy's strep culture turn into such a torture session? Why do I feel as though I'm continually failing him? Please please please please don't let me fail him.


• I want to start running again. I would feel so much better with regular exercise.


• Yay! School supplies! God, I love school supplies. Lunch boxes! I love lunch boxes.


• I will kill anyone who hurts my children. I mean it.


• I am not doing enough to stem the tide of pain and suffering in the world.


• My god. Could my kids be any sweeter or cuter or more damned adorable? I think not.


• Bush. Effing effing Bush!!!!!


• Why can't I focus on my work? Focus, focus, where art thou focus?


• Oh dear lord. Birthday party in 2 weeks. Here. In this house. This house that is a Pit of Despair!!! Must! Clean! Pit! Of! Despair!!!


• Dangling participles, damn them, damn them.


• Are my ovaries falling out?


• The Ex is suspiciously happy. That's good. I am happy that he's happy. So why does it make me worry that he's happy? God, I need more therapy.


• Accounts! Must balance accounts!


• I am incredibly fortunate. I am incredibly fortunate. I am incredibly fortunate.