So I snooze the alarm and when I go back to sleep, I have this dream in which the wife of this guy I used to work with (and whom, truth be told, I always had a bit of a crush on but never did anything about it because I was married, idiot) was all upset with him and didn't know what to do. Then the phone wakes me up and it's the Ex's girlfriend in tears because she's all upset with him and doesn't know what to do.
How come this type of thing never happens when I dream about getting it on with Hugh Jackman?