"Katie dumped me."
"Oh, honey. I'm sorry." [Dude, you're 8. EIGHT! I am not ready to deal with the hussies. Aren't you supposed to be out eating worms or something?]
"M said he heard her talking to another boy. She told him she likes him, so she was going to dump me, and then she did."
"Well, I know your feelings are probably hurt..." [HUSSY!]
"And I just have to tell you...even though you know you're only 8, and you're not old enough to really have a 'girlfriend'..." [Especially not one who's a HUSSY!!!]
"I do think that was pretty uncool. She sounds awfully fickle. I don't think she was good enough for you." [Little hussy.]
"You're right. When she dumped me, I was going to tell her, "You are SO immature," 'cause I knew that would really make her mad, 'cause you told me about that, remember? But then I didn't, because I decided it would be mean, and I was too good for that."