If I were any cooler, I'd melt

Just what do you do when your Ex and his wonderful girlfriend ask if they can take the kids on a Friday night, which is usually a night the kids spend with you?

You hang out on the basement couch, eating cheese and Branston Pickle sandwiches and drinking TheraFlu, watching the videos of that old BBC miniseries, "Flambards", which was one of those 70s PBS shows that you fell madly in love with and that made you fall madly in love with England so badly that you just had to go there one day, which you did, and where you met the man you'd marry, have children with, and divorce--leading you to your present day pinnacle of coolness.

Man, I love TheraFlu.