Thursday, September 27, 2007

World's Youngest Teenager

Her: NO! [eye roll]
Me: How old are you?
Her: FIVE!
Me: Uh, no. Try again.
Her: [grouchily] Four.
Me: Or maybe thirteen.
Her: [eeeeeeyyyyyeeee rooooooooolllllll]


Kyla said...

LOL! Yup. 4 is the new 13.

What Now? said...

My six-year-old niece can cop the major 'tude and roll her eyes in a way that I associate with adolescence rather than kindergarten.

The question is, will these disturbingly precocious children be extraordinarily mature teenagers, or will the adolescent hell simply last for well over a decade?

Psycho Kitty said...

Kyla: You know it!
WN: THAT's what I'm afraid of. That second one.

elswhere said...

Oh, man. Me too. Quaking.