Oh, the humanity...

Hey guys! Guess what! Guess what I'm doing next week!
I'm teaching Vacation Bible School! Bwaahaahaahaaaaaaaa!
Heeee....
What? Hey, I'm righteous, dammit! Plus, there's gonna be snacks.
Don't worry, it's the Methodists. We're already mostly subversive anyhow. Mooostly.