Short and stout

I have a new teapot! A buttercup yellow, 8-cup teapot! I am ridiculously excited about it. It's raining like crazy, the kids are at their dad's, I am going to work out and watch "Twister" (shut up) and then I am gonna drink tea like a mad woman while reading a new book. Ooooooooh I'm so in heaven. What could POSSIBLY be better than this?

Okay, what will I actually have the chance to DO tonight that could possibly be better than this? Right. Nothing. That's what I was saying.