Monday, February 21, 2005

I know! I know! Shut up.

Well, who can resist this, though? Via Profgrrrrl, Jo(e), P/H, and Frog:
Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

  1. Been an illegal alien
  2. Given birth, sans drugs, in less than 3 hours
  3. Attended a "naked party"
  4. Married a guy I met in a Lambada bar (well, doesn't that explain a lot?)
  5. Had a modeling contract
  6. Had premonitions
  7. Gotten drunk on Dom Perinion
  8. Taken ski lessons in the Alps from a guy named Jacques
  9. Dated someone who ended up making porn movies
  10. Had dinner at the Reform Club in London

Tonight, as I was putting him to bed, the boy looked at me and said, "Hey...what's that? You have sparkles in your eyes! What are those sparkles? Oh, I know those sparkles--those are love sparkles, that sparkle because you have so much loooove." Oh boy...