Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't
- Been an illegal alien
- Given birth, sans drugs, in less than 3 hours
- Attended a "naked party"
- Married a guy I met in a Lambada bar (well, doesn't that explain a lot?)
- Had a modeling contract
- Had premonitions
- Gotten drunk on Dom Perinion
- Taken ski lessons in the Alps from a guy named Jacques
- Dated someone who ended up making porn movies
- Had dinner at the Reform Club in London
Tonight, as I was putting him to bed, the boy looked at me and said, "Hey...what's that? You have sparkles in your eyes! What are those sparkles? Oh, I know those sparkles--those are love sparkles, that sparkle because you have so much loooove." Oh boy...