What I can't tell you

Is that the Chica and I went to something really fun today, and we had a blast, and I totally have a crush on a performer who kinda looked like Johnny Depp but only because we were reaaaaally far away. But I can't tell you what it was because it would give away where we are. But I can tell you that there was great music, and later there was saki, and chocolate, and you can't beat that.