Dr. B's most recent comment reminded me of this oldish joke, which I have taped up to my office bookshelf:
I got inspired by an article in a magazine: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished… and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua and the Wild Turkey, the New Year’s bottle of Tequila, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel...
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3 comments:
HA!!!
(Damn you, now I want a cigarette.)
Sounds like a fantastic idea to me... although I don't know how much my boss would appreciate it! ;)
Wow. I have lots of pills I need to finish off...probably too many for one person, unfortunately...
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