The Boy left the Easter Bunny quite the instructions this year: Please hide the Girl's eggs on the floor and please hide the Boy's eggs off the floor. Plus then we had to draw a line of smiley faces and hearts, with a map key explaining who drew what. And then, on another page, the Boy left the burning question that all children truly want to ask the Bunny one day...
Dear Ester Buny [sic],
What is your real name? And please do not say Ester Buny. If Ester Buny is real name, sign nuthing. Thank you,
Love the Boy
Anyone who wants to know the answer can email me. Shhh! It's a secret, but I might tell. By an amazing coincidence, it turned out to be exactly the name the Boy thought it would be.