Masochist?

Or just crazy? You be the judges:

Way to spend your Friday:
1) Have your tooth filled
2) Spend time at the DMV
3) Let your son have a friend for a sleepover
4) Call the gas company to come check out your heater because you're a paranoid freak
5) Feed the boys pizza

I like to live on the edge. Question is, the edge of what?

Edited to add: And HOLY SHIT I have a fucking gas leak. I. Am. PISSED.