Monday, January 24, 2005

Blowin' in the Wind

I know what you've been wondering. The question that has tormented you day in and day out. The one that pushes aside all else in its all-consuming questiness.

If, you ponder, I accidentally mix up the words to "Rock-a-bye Baby," and I switch wind and bough, you agonize, will I lose the ability to finish putting my child to bed because I'll be sniggering like an idiot? Has it come to this? A deep appreciation for the comedic genius of "Dumb and Dumber" can't be far behind.