I AM 43% ASSHOLE/BITCH!  I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. |
That's a pretty disappointing percentage for the ol' SBFH. Oh well. I've got strep, I'm not at my full apex of bitchiness. I'm more a whiner at the moment.
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strep? ick. feel better!
Hah! Well, I'm 48%, so maybe I won't be up for most inspirational blog, hah.
So, this is me: [YOU ARE 63 % ASSHOLE/BITCH!] You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
What's with the picture of some perm-haired, faded rocker who looks like a cross between Ozzy Osbourne and Steve Tyler?!
Not happy...
Hey Trisha--Scorpio Bitch From Hell. It's an old joke that started in college.
Wayne--Hi there! I'm thinking if someone implied I looked like a cross between Ozzy and Steve, my bitchiness quotient would ramp up to 63% *easy.*
Oh honey, that isn't lame, that's approaching total Zen! My 43% is just so...indecisive. You know, "Be loved or hated, but never tolerated..." I'm not Zen, I'm not a complete Betty...I'm just crabby, is basically what this says. :)
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