Fact: Toddlers can climb much higher than you think they can.
Fact: Toddlers will climb very, very high to reach keys.
Fact: The Panic button on the key fob works.
Fact: The alarm is very loud.
Fact: A toddler who has had the bejesus scared out of her by the very loud alarm can actually scream louder than the alarm.
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These new home alarm posts are fucking hilarious. I can only imagine how *not* hilarious it actually is to live through all this, but it makes for good blog fodder...
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of this. I like my chair-shoved-under-doorknob pseudo-security. Hee.
Do the cops come when the alarm goes off? That could be interesting...
I bet she doesn't do it again!
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