Thursday, November 25, 2004

Best things I heard this Thanksgiving

"She needs to figure out what she wants to do with her Schlinkhaus."
"Why don't you go pound away at the breast?"
"In the bathroom, I tooted three times!!"
"My shells are not toast, understand?"
"It's a Chinese monkey. [Pause] Menu. [Pause] I need more wine."
"I also have coffee, shuzhu neezhum."

Happy Thanksgiving! Schlinkhaus all around!

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